i’m doing this right now even though i should be sleeping. i don’t know if i’m doing this right, or what settings i should be using, but what the hell…i’m up, right? may as well do something.
i hear drunk people out on the street, and every once in a while some asshole lights off what sounds like a half stick of dynamite sending my heart straight out of my chest. i hope they blow a few fingers off.
guessing game
if i’m hearing the sounds of birds chirping before sunrise it typically means…
1. i had a really amazing night
or
2. i had a really fucked up night.
in this case i had both, but at the fucking opposite extremes. woah… how could something so wonderful turn out to be so fucking horrible so quickly?
can you guess what it was that turned my night into a living hell?
a. alcohol
b. fireworks
c. diabetes
d. a dildo
?
Smilefriday
Love of my life is here.Yikes i look nasty.
adorable alert! cuteness x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000!
Travel Advisory for Everyone This Weekend - Threat Level Terqoise
Something you may not be prepared for is occuring in mass effect this weekend:
DOUCEHBAGGERY
I can’t even count the number of douchebags I’ve encountered so far today alone. Apperently someone has allowed them out of their Summers’ Eve boxes.
Douchebag #1: On the airplane. — Douchebag #1 was talking to a stranger on the plane right behind me, and the woman I was sitting next to. In front of us was a lady and her daughter, another woman, and there were at least two women in the seats next to us.
Douchebag #1 procedes to mention that our Pilot is female. We’re just about to land in perhaps, seconds, and he says, “Well let’s see how she does,” in an obvious tone of disbelief.
Douchebag #2: At the airport — Douchebag #2, wearing an american eagle teeshirt, was sitting directly across from me, and started watching a recording/live baseball game on his phone. Not a big deal… but he had the volume all the way up, while the woman next to him, obviously his wife or girlfriend, was reading a book. DOUCHEBAG.
Please keep an eye out for these douchebags, and prepare yourself to see others.
i got another one for you.
two dudes walking behind me on the street last night referred to women as “holes” and they were on their way out “hole hunting”.
i wanted to fucking vomit.
the words religious and riots never look right together in a sentence, but i see these two words together all the time. shouldn’t i be used to it by now? i’ll never understand anything.
